Tettinegsog Veenkenvadvanrutcepragmum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous faun.

Tettinegsog Veenkenvadvanrutcepragmum created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettinegsog Veenkenvadvanrutcepragmum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettinegsog Veenkenvadvanrutcepragmum, it will think nothing of it.

Tettinegsog Veenkenvadvanrutcepragmum's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tettinegsog Veenkenvadvanrutcepragmum's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tettinegsog Veenkenvadvanrutcepragmum.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing gray rings and balancing three zinc spheres on your arms.