Yarldunzim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, wise dragon.

Yarldunzim created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarldunzim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarldunzim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Yarldunzim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yarldunzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Always stare at clouds.