Gadhotstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unjust ant.

Gadhotstrag created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Gadhotstrag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gadhotstrag, it will turn you into a rat.

Gadhotstrag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gadhotstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never eat rice on days of mourning.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never allow shrews to witness sacred rites.