Nutabtom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered hippopotamus.

Nutabtom created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutabtom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutabtom, she will come to you in dreams.

Nutabtom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nutabtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never chant in the presence of sharks.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.