Rakquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident duck.

Rakquaf created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakquaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rakquaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rakquaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rakquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near bats while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your arms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.