Gomgovrull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful gnu.

Gomgovrull created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgovrull, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gomgovrull, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gomgovrull's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gomgovrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Gomgovrull loves whales, so they must be respected.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.