Doddumteen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy wyrm.

Doddumteen created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doddumteen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Doddumteen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Doddumteen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Doddumteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never speak aloud of names.