Cembusvig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent ant.

Cembusvig created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cembusvig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cembusvig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cembusvig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cembusvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to doves while wearing hats.

2. Worship no other gods but Cembusvig.

3. Never run near snakes.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to otters while wearing violet jumpers.