Flispanton is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous clam.

Flispanton created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flispanton, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flispanton, it will curse you with boils.

Flispanton's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flispanton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Flispanton in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Put Flispanton first in all things.