Cen is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fast bird.

Cen created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cen, she will turn you into a rat.

Cen's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cen.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.