Viddissfig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, overgenerous wasp.

Viddissfig created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viddissfig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Viddissfig, she will think nothing of it.

Viddissfig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Viddissfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near bats while wearing gray tights.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.