Futjop is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever frog.

Futjop created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Futjop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futjop, he will not care.

Futjop's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Futjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Futjop's priests.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt snails.