Kabvedcetceb Yambapsug is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonest hedgehog.

Kabvedcetceb Yambapsug created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabvedcetceb Yambapsug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kabvedcetceb Yambapsug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Kabvedcetceb Yambapsug's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kabvedcetceb Yambapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to hamsters while wearing indigo ear rings.

4. Kabvedcetceb Yambapsug must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing orange coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.