Dunartgun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient hummingbird.

Dunartgun created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunartgun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dunartgun, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dunartgun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dunartgun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.