Sagtailven is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating wyrm.

Sagtailven created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sagtailven, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagtailven, she will send you a sign.

Sagtailven's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sagtailven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Do not resist fate.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.