Bafloopcun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured unicorn.

Bafloopcun created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafloopcun, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafloopcun, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bafloopcun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bafloopcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Worship no other gods but Bafloopcun.