Wanflydamstik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate raven.

Wanflydamstik created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanflydamstik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wanflydamstik, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wanflydamstik's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wanflydamstik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ducks approach from the south.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Never wear cyan scarves.