Donsitlip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, generous butterfly.

Donsitlip created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Donsitlip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Donsitlip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Donsitlip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Donsitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing skirts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not commit murder.