Libzoglarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless tapir.

Libzoglarg created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libzoglarg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Libzoglarg, he will turn you into a dog.

Libzoglarg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Libzoglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six doves approach from the south.

2. You must love Libzoglarg.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Libzoglarg loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Always wear orange.