Fedcatyarpwapstikmig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, kind sheep.

Fedcatyarpwapstikmig created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fedcatyarpwapstikmig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedcatyarpwapstikmig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fedcatyarpwapstikmig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fedcatyarpwapstikmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cucumbers above ground.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never eat strawberries.