Lunbassdav is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate wyvern.

Lunbassdav created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbassdav, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunbassdav, it will turn you into a slug.

Lunbassdav's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lunbassdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never gather five eagles in one place.

4. Never handle silicon while unclean.

5. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing hats.