Rillhadbancid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective walrus.

Rillhadbancid created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rillhadbancid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillhadbancid, he will torture you forever.

Rillhadbancid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rillhadbancid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Rillhadbancid loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.