Butsakfotbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving capybara.

Butsakfotbeg created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Butsakfotbeg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Butsakfotbeg, she will curse you with boils.

Butsakfotbeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Butsakfotbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.