Mumhotkar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient shark.

Mumhotkar created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Mumhotkar, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mumhotkar, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mumhotkar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mumhotkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Put Mumhotkar first in all things.