Vegkopdon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody faun.

Vegkopdon created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegkopdon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vegkopdon, he will turn you into a duck.

Vegkopdon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vegkopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Retreat if five frogs approach from the north.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.