Cadbudyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless skunk.

Cadbudyarl created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cadbudyarl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cadbudyarl, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cadbudyarl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cadbudyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. You must love Cadbudyarl.

3. Cadbudyarl must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Always look after injured dogs.