Wabviltamgumsan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy beaver.

Wabviltamgumsan created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabviltamgumsan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wabviltamgumsan, he will be very sad.

Wabviltamgumsan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wabviltamgumsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near shrews.

2. Do not kill horses.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.