Cudkembid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable dolphin.

Cudkembid created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cudkembid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cudkembid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cudkembid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cudkembid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never run in the presence of sheep.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.