Arnvonkdogmobhastam Fumnarlun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous salamander.

Arnvonkdogmobhastam Fumnarlun created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnvonkdogmobhastam Fumnarlun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arnvonkdogmobhastam Fumnarlun, she will turn you into a mole.

Arnvonkdogmobhastam Fumnarlun's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Arnvonkdogmobhastam Fumnarlun's Holy Commandments

1. Arnvonkdogmobhastam Fumnarlun loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnvonkdogmobhastam Fumnarlun.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Never bounce near snails.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.