Negsadvigflig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced whale.

Negsadvigflig created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negsadvigflig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Negsadvigflig, he will turn you into a duck.

Negsadvigflig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Negsadvigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.