Bessmumvablegwodbetdidtag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful centipede.

Bessmumvablegwodbetdidtag created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bessmumvablegwodbetdidtag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bessmumvablegwodbetdidtag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bessmumvablegwodbetdidtag's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bessmumvablegwodbetdidtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.