Kadtittof is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet octopus.

Kadtittof created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kadtittof, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kadtittof, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kadtittof's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kadtittof's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Learn five new languages a year.