Canhon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic finch.

Canhon created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canhon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Canhon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Canhon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Canhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never handle carbon while unclean.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.