Logarpdav is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow
cat.
Logarpdav created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Logarpdav, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Logarpdav, it will destroy your favourite star.
Logarpdav's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Logarpdav's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt snails.
2. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the east.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.
4. Run away from cyan dogs, for they are unholy.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.