Bomgandot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, overgenerous porpoise.

Bomgandot created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgandot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bomgandot, she will turn you into a slug.

Bomgandot's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bomgandot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair red.