Didmutrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish dove.

Didmutrag created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didmutrag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didmutrag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Didmutrag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Didmutrag's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

4. Never prepare garlic during winter.

5. Never pour water over plants.