Dutpiglin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish cobra.

Dutpiglin created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutpiglin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dutpiglin, it will laugh at you.

Dutpiglin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dutpiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always obey Dutpiglin's priests.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.