Mobkabrillbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty zebra.

Mobkabrillbeg created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mobkabrillbeg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobkabrillbeg, she will turn you into a duck.

Mobkabrillbeg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mobkabrillbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed tomatoes to mites while wearing dresses.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never mention rats.