Queegbemfot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, proud zebra.

Queegbemfot created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegbemfot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Queegbemfot, it will turn you into a slug.

Queegbemfot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Queegbemfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.