Jophabgud is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, idiotic fish.

Jophabgud created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jophabgud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jophabgud, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jophabgud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jophabgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Run away if nine doves approach from the east.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.