Dabsiglak is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest dolphin.

Dabsiglak created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabsiglak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabsiglak, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dabsiglak's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dabsiglak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Always share figs with strangers, but never with shrews.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Do not sing at mountains.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.