Pin Narlkabrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane swan.

Pin Narlkabrag created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Pin Narlkabrag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pin Narlkabrag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pin Narlkabrag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Pin Narlkabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Respect your elders.