Cintendun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, grumpy fly.

Cintendun created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cintendun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cintendun, she will have a low opinion of you.

Cintendun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cintendun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to badgers while wearing purple rings.

2. Run away if four tortoises approach from the east.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Cintendun on top of important buildings.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Fast once a month.