Ranlog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, pitiless badger.

Ranlog created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranlog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranlog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ranlog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ranlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Never chant in the presence of gulls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.