Badquillfab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful fish.

Badquillfab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Badquillfab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badquillfab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Badquillfab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Badquillfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Badquillfab five times a day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Badquillfab.

5. Never talk about black holes.