Zedmitsanxinnuttaddap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair tapir.

Zedmitsanxinnuttaddap created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedmitsanxinnuttaddap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedmitsanxinnuttaddap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zedmitsanxinnuttaddap's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zedmitsanxinnuttaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Zedmitsanxinnuttaddap loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from gray hamsters for they are unholy.