Venganmad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, passionate wyrm.

Venganmad created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Venganmad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Venganmad, it will laugh at you.

Venganmad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Venganmad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.