Xin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm centaur.

Xin created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Xin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Xin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed parsnips to monkeys while wearing shirts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xin.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Always take life seriously.