Bidwatsas Sawdibbengup is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, happy octopus.

Bidwatsas Sawdibbengup created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidwatsas Sawdibbengup, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bidwatsas Sawdibbengup, it will destroy your home planet.

Bidwatsas Sawdibbengup's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bidwatsas Sawdibbengup's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Never paint your head red.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bidwatsas Sawdibbengup.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about optics.