Sabfabdub Dissquimteen is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, quiet squid.

Sabfabdub Dissquimteen created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabfabdub Dissquimteen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sabfabdub Dissquimteen, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sabfabdub Dissquimteen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sabfabdub Dissquimteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not take Sabfabdub Dissquimteen's name in vain.

3. Sabfabdub Dissquimteen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never mention nematodes.