Bitsasget is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, competent
scorpion.
Bitsasget created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bitsasget, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bitsasget, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Bitsasget's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Bitsasget's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear nickel on your body.
2. Bitsasget must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Do not take Bitsasget's name in vain.