Narlgadhim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic octopus.

Narlgadhim created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlgadhim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narlgadhim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Narlgadhim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Narlgadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never gather three sheep near doors.

3. Never gather four hamsters in one place.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to nematodes while wearing fawn stockings.