Flagflandan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy fish.

Flagflandan created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagflandan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flagflandan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flagflandan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flagflandan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Do not hurt horses.