Stafwatbug is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish scorpion.

Stafwatbug created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafwatbug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stafwatbug, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stafwatbug's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stafwatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Do not eat nuts.