Kenhindot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, vain dingo.

Kenhindot created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Kenhindot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kenhindot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kenhindot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Kenhindot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Kenhindot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Kenhindot loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near bats while wearing cyan shorts and balancing three copper spheres on your legs.

5. Never eat green fruit.