Arnpidbapflan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fast clam.

Arnpidbapflan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpidbapflan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arnpidbapflan, it will be very sad.

Arnpidbapflan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Arnpidbapflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Retreat if four moths approach from the north.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.