Dagkamyim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent duck.

Dagkamyim created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagkamyim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagkamyim, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dagkamyim's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dagkamyim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing cyan shirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your face.