Tettilabhad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful jackal.

Tettilabhad created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettilabhad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tettilabhad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tettilabhad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tettilabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Tettilabhad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Tettilabhad.

4. Run away from red ants, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear stockings.