Nuringmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow wren.

Nuringmeg created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuringmeg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nuringmeg, she will turn you into a rock.

Nuringmeg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nuringmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about optics near goats while wearing fawn hats and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuringmeg.